spiritual diagnostics

Crashing out over your boss? A boy? Rent going up in Clinton Hill?

Call or text 855-AURA-CHECK for immediate, completely unqualified guidance.

Our research division is developing next-generation tools for self-awareness, emotional clairvoyance, and identifying the exact moment your aura went sideways. Using proprietary mapping of the body's rhythms and biometrics, the mind's tides, and other signals that may or may not be recognized by the FDA, we can help you understand why everything feels weird right now.

Your inner and outer worlds are in constant conversation. We're just here to transcribe it.

Beta testers welcome.